Joke of the Day

Dialogue between two graduates

Shade: Hi Tosin, how have you been?

Tosin: I am fine oh, been job hunting

Shade: Me too oh, i just had an interview yesterday. i hope they call me.

Tosin: Oh, you did! i hope i get called for an interview soon

Shade: it will happen soon my friend

Tosin: i have been applying to a company called 'Confidential''they are always recruiting. i wonder how big their company is., if theu can pay me N200000 a month i will be so happy!

Shade: huh%%$$$#######

Have a laugh....

Public Policy Senior Associate West Africa - Lagos

Uber started out to solve a simple problem: the need to get a ride across town. Six years and one billion trips later, we’ve stumbled upon something a bit bigger: a new way to help tackle congestion - one of the most serious challenges cities face today. 

Longer term, we’re optimistic that smartphone apps like Uber can also offer a real alternative to individual car ownership. After all, if you can press a button and get an affordable ride across town in minutes, 24-hours a day, why bother to own a car? There is an alternative to a world that looks like a parking lot and moves like a traffic jam. We’re looking for smart, can do people who want to make that future possible.

Job Opportunities - DPR

The Department of Petroleum Resources(DPR), in line with its regulatory mandate of ensuring sustainable development of Nigeria's oil and gas resources hereby invites applications from suitably qualified University/Polytechnic graduates to fill the under-listed positions:

Electrical (Shipyard)

JAGAL Group, is a leading Nigerian conglomerate with operations in the Oil & Gas, Construction and Manufacturing industries. The company has been growing successfully over the past 40 years, and has become a valuable and respected contributor to the development of the country's economy.

Jagal offers diverse career opportunities across all its business activities. The Group's broad range of industries and services offer rewarding prospects for various professional backgrounds and can satisfy ambitions for a successful future career.

Sales Personnel - various locations

JMG Limited - For over 15 years, JMG has been asserting its excellence as a leader in the power generation industry. Our strong partnership with FG Wilson, a trademark under the recognized Caterpillar Inc. brand portfolio and the world’s front-runner manufacturer of Perkins generators has given us the foundation to steer the industry in the direction of quality, support, and innovation to become today the world’s largest FG Wilson dealer.

Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC)

Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified Nigerians for enlistment into the Nigerian Navy through the Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Course 24 which commences on 26 October 2016 and closes on 23 November 2016.

Sales Executive - Lagos & Rivers

Welcome to DN Meyer Plc where all that matter to us is "nothing but a perfect finish"

We manufacture high quality products to meet the unique needs of our customers. Our product range covers decorative paints, auto refinishes, wood finishes, HPC products and industrial/marine products.

Our high quality water based glossy paint would inspire you to imagine how beautiful that your interior walls might look.

Your high rise structures would love the feel and protection of our Gladiator brand which beautifies and protect for a long number of years.

The marine and industrial environments are also safe with our professionally formulated products.

Requirement:

Candidates should have relevant qualifications

Interested candidates, follow link https://www.jobberman.com/job-cities/sales-executive-dn-meyer-plc-in?tag=3923f0b39798b6442ffb0985cddf790e

Sales Leader - Lagos

IBM is the largest technology and consulting employer in the world, serving clients in 170 countries. In this new era of Cognitive Business, IBM is helping to reshape industries by bringing together our expertise in Cloud, Analytics, Security, Mobile, and the Internet of Things. We are changing how we create. How we collaborate. How we analyze. How we engage. IBM is a leader in this global transformation so there is no better place to launch your career or further your career.

Question of the Day

What does it mean when your boss tells you as an Executive to clear his tea set from his table?

Read between the lines anyone...

Job Vacancies - Borno and Abuja

Job Title: Warehouse Program Manager
Location: Maiduguri, Borno

Task and Responsibilities

• Programs: He/She will ensure implementation and oversight of Warehouse programs under his/her responsibility. He/She coordinates the receipt, storage, and dispatch of goods/materials. He/She ensures compliance procedures and logistical tools for monitoring input / output for partner.
• Representation: He/She will represent the association to local partners, authorities and players involved in implementation of Warehouse programs.

.Net Programmer - Lagos

Job Title: Dot Net Developer
Location: Lagos
Primary Responsibilities

• Under the supervision of the Director, the .Net Developer designs, modifies, develops, writes and implements software programming applications and components;
• Supports and/or installs software applications and components;
• Works from written specifications and pre-established guidelines to perform the functions of the job and maintains documentation of process flow.

Key Account Manager

Job Title:  Key Account Manager (Processing)-LAG00001X

Responsibilities

• Ensure accurate sales forecasts
• Responsible for the financial objectives of the customer (P & L)
• Manage the Key Account team
• Lead and coordinate the Account Manager’s activity
• Ensure the coherence of the marketing plan/commercial action plan
• Follow the improvement of action plans and intervene in cases of difficulties
• Validate and coordinate the coherence of actions lead in the market
• Responsible as Internal Account Manager

Cooling Compressor Technician - Ogun State

Job Title: Cooling Compressor Technician
Location: Ogun
Key Responsibilities

• Responsible for the proper start-up and shut-down of the cooling compressor as specified in its manual or laid down procedures.
• Perform maintenance and shutdown jobs on cooling towers, pumps and heat exchangers
• Initiates and champion health safety improvement as regards the use of cooling and other similar utilities within the Factory
• Responsible for the monitoring of the efficient and effective functioning of this machine and flag off issues immediately such is noticed
• Perform maintenance and shutdown jobs on Screw Cooling Compressor & Reciprocating Cooling Compressor

Governance Regulatory and Risk Specialist - Lagos

Job Title: Governance, Regulatory and Risk
Requisition code: GRR Specialist
Location: Lagos

Responsibilities
The ideal candidate will be required to:

• Collaborate with other teams to create governance, risk and regulatory solutions to clients
• Apply technical knowledge to manage clients’ services across various areas or functions
• Integrate technical expertise and business understanding to deliver excellent solutions to clients
• Consult with team members and other organizations, clients and vendors as required

Security Manager - Rivers State

JOB DETAILS

Baker Hughes is a leading supplier of oilfield services, products, technology and systems to the worldwide oil and natural gas industry. By being the service company that best anticipates, understands and exceeds our customers' expectations, Baker Hughes Advances Reservoir Performance. The company's 60,000-plus employees work in more than 80 countries in geomarket teams that help customers find, evaluate, drill, produce, transport and process hydrocarbon resources.

Graduate Trainee - First Bank

FirstBank is recruiting  2016 Graduate trainee. 

To qualify to apply, candidates should.

1. Not be more than 27 years old by December 2016.

2. Possess a minimum  of Second Class Lower Division or HND with Upper Class.

Interested candidates should log on to the e-recruitment portal below

https://e-recruiter.ng/portal/firstbankgtp.

Job Openings - Lagos

Simeon's Pivot Resources - Our client, a new and innovative online company, is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Dispatch Rider

Location: Lekki, Lagos
Job Type: Full-time
Slot: 2

Sales Executive - Lagos & one other State

AIICO is in need of suitable candidates for this position

Sales Executive Job Duties:

• Identifies business opportunities by identifying prospects and evaluating their position in the industry; researching and analyzing sales options.
• Sells products by establishing contact and developing relationships with prospects; recommending solutions.

Fleet Coordinator - Lagos

Good health is vital to all of us, and finding sustainable solutions to the most pressing health care challenges of our world cannot wait. That's why we at Pfizer are committed to applying science and our global resources to improve health and well-being at every stage of life. We strive to provide access to safe, effective and affordable medicines and related health care services to the people who need them.

Renewable Energy, Sales Manager - Lagos

GE is the world’s Digital Industrial Company, transforming industry with software-defined machines and solutions that are connected, responsive and predictive. Through our people, leadership development, services, technology and scale, GE delivers better outcomes for global customers by speaking the language of industry.

Managing Editor

SPICE is Africa’s No. 1 Fashion Channel dedicated to exploring African achievements in fashion, beauty and lifestyle. Broadcasted 24/7 across 44 African countries SPICE is the standard for African fashion and culture on the continent. SPICE TV airs on DSTV channel 192, with over 100 hours of new programming each month showcasing the latest trends, major international fashion shows, designer events and professional highlights of fashion industry professionals, SPICE offers the most comprehensive and fastest review of fashion anywhere. We are at the forefront of African fashion and style and provide a positive portrayal of the continent and its contribution to contemporary society.

Three Job Opportunities - Lagos

ipNX Nigeria Limited is a leading provider of Telecommunications and Information Technology services in Nigeria.

We are dedicated to using transformative technology to anticipate and meet our customer’s needs.

As part of our expansion we are looking for smart, driven, collaborative and creative minds to join our stellar teams.

.Net Software Developer - Lagos

BisCom TDigits Limited a reputable firm in the ICT industry and we seek a competent individual to fill this position

Job Description:

Contribute to the programming of new applications using the .NET Framework, ASP .NET, VB .NET, C#, Business Intelligence, SharePoint, Microsoft Office and other advanced components of Microsoft technology.

Execute test scripts and document the results

Support, maintain and administer deployed solution.