A short list of some very powerful Nigerians
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1. Security guard at recruiting firms
2. Overzealous PA to a politician
3. Petulant secretaries at government offices
4. The lady at the Visa interview office
5. The people in charge of jollof rice at any party
6. The clerk at the federal university's transcript office
7. Final year project supervisors
8. Self-absorbed and insecure lecturers
9. The girl sitting in front seat of a guy's car wearing a strong 'i-am-in-charge' look
10. The other girl walking with the girl you want to say hello to
11. Demi-god filling-station attendants during fuel scarcity
12. Ekwensu mother-inlaws with patience Ozokwo's DNA
13. The owner of the ball on the field
14. Luggage arrangers at busy bus parks
15. The Mama who sells the best Akara or beans down the street
16. The best friend of any rich person
17. The health worker at the HIV/AIDs testing unit
No matter what you do, don't mess with these people. They are gods, TGIF!
Lool!
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